• God has no favorites…
  • Bouquet of kittens
  • So that’s how it works…
  • Costumes and candy are overrated…
  • Everyday…
  • But it’s too hot outside…
  • The definition of ‘aging well’
  • Everytime my parents ask me to do something
  • Rain gutters that play music
  • I’m so conflicted
  • The moral of Super Mario Bros.
  • Would you like a bag, sir?