• Not cool dude
  • My friend left this as the tip for our dinner tonight…
  • Explain that…
  • What soldiers do in their free time…
  • And just keep swimming…
  • How to tell when nobody cares about you…
  • The biggest lie I tell myself during summer…
  • Melted crayons
  • When people say ‘we’re expecting’
  • I figured it out
  • Marshmallowed
  • The way time works