• You may not have realized it…
  • When you must piss someone off…
  • Santa just got real…
  • Slender Man
  • Screw clowns.
  • What do you do for a living?
  • I whip my ears back and forth
  • Reverse guitar
  • Hear that?
  • Drunk guy tries to surf down his roof
  • What’s wrong Eeyore?
  • You mean…