• If phones were vehicles…
  • I bought a dog once…
  • I like helping people…
  • Superman flying too low…
  • I’m a seal…
  • How to screw in the dark…
  • Cannot brain today…
  • Probably the classiest joke ever told
  • Just two dogs running
  • Whiskey stones
  • She’s so naive
  • Green Army men with post-traumatic stress disorder