• The best way to die…
  • So today at the gym…
  • Useless protection
  • Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the epic moustache.
  • Can’t get Hermione? Not a problem.
  • Extremely content
  • Break Ups
  • How I feel about the Internet when I try to do something productive
  • Voldemort should have made him a horcrux
  • You got beaten by a girl
  • Clear water
  • Body’s natural position