• Most important decision of your life…
  • I asked for money this Christmas…
  • Bathing in a parallel universe…
  • Slaughter House
  • No wonder I’m unemployed…
  • Basically the same thing
  • Nature’s chillest creature
  • Executives
  • Bill Gates’ tip
  • Made from auto parts by a sculptor in Thailand
  • That’s what I call camouflage
  • Moral of the story