• Always check who you’re texting…
  • Things I say while I’m driving…
  • The way my alarm works
  • Loneliness level: cat
  • Meanwhile in America…
  • What if M. Night Shyamalan…
  • Yo mamma’s so fat…
  • War Horse in a nutshell
  • Every time I’m eating something…
  • Show people new song you love…
  • Me after I realize I’m reading something about religion or politics
  • How I feel about 95% of Facebook status updates