• The Perfect Timing
  • Bad news, Spidey…
  • Must buy this birthday card…
  • If a person is born deaf…
  • Laziness level: Michael Bay
  • Doing some crunches…
  • You’ve made a powerful enemy today, Cookie…
  • This helped restore my faith in humanity
  • Boop!
  • I never miss the Spanish weather forecast
  • Remembering Reagan
  • “Always thinking of my lady”