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  1. Surgoshan

    1:52 am

    The best part? This is pretty much true. Seals are caniforms, and are the closest cousins to dogs and bears (along with sea lions and walruses, of course).

  2. dan the man

    8:53 am

    That’s why we call them sea dogs in German.