• Swiper, no swiping!
  • I told you guys…
  • Maybe you should give me a call…
  • Being a lefty…
  • Diets
  • I dare you to put me in a slingshot…
  • Obama’s response to Congress when he heard pizza is a vegetable
  • Temporary mirror
  • Words fail me…
  • When my girlfriend is mad at me…
  • Poseidon
  • Sounds about right