• Existential Doubt…
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • You’re full of bacteria…
  • At first I was like… but then I was like, whoa!
  • Always be careful what you wish for…
  • Lil Wayne…
  • Every day when I wake up…
  • Dear Parents…
  • Just a bit of advice
  • Don’t adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality
  • Spot the difference: Troy Davis & Samuel Crowe
  • I don’t like you