• Engagement photos, Harry Potter style…
  • First World Cat Problems…
  • How to be Slenderman in a few easy steps…
  • Anti-joke chicken
  • Babysitting…
  • Quote from stabbed man…
  • Why you don’t text and drive
  • When I mention Freddie Mercury and someone asks ‘Who is that guy?’
  • How I feel when talking to teenagers…
  • Useless meat
  • Yo yo
  • Barack Obama’s signature is totally a cartoon baby Tyrannosaurus playing with a ball of yarn