• Keep playing dumb…
  • The plot for the next Finding Nemo movie…
  • Pinecone…
  • Sad Birthday Cat
  • Turn out that light!
  • I love animals
  • Going for a walk is too mainstream
  • Trainer Tips
  • How were you born?
  • Nap time, please do not disturb
  • Planking in the air
  • Why couldn’t I have been shown this in maths class?