• Snail, what are you doing?
  • This man has a point…
  • My math professor gives the hardest quizzes…
  • I see your leftovers…
  • Stop staring at me…
  • A box + some solo cups = creative Halloween costume…
  • My car!
  • Well played, kid
  • A divorce lawyer’s business card
  • Oh, hello…
  • OK, blondie
  • Periods