• Butterflies are metal…
  • Betrayed cow
  • Evil plotting boxes…
  • Life would be so much better…
  • Vegetarian girlfriends…
  • Nerds love apple Chinese?
  • If you remember that…
  • Your views on immorality
  • I’m attracted to powerful women
  • Spank prank
  • My reaction to every overheard conversation on the bus
  • Never scare a magician