• Well, this is definitely awkward…
  • One of these is not like the others…
  • New type of diet…
  • Dude, that’s hilarious
  • I don’t exactly hate you…
  • Three unread messages
  • Are you mommy?
  • Oh, Youtube
  • This little piggy went to the market…
  • No diving!
  • I need these headphones
  • Trying to reach remote after wife gets up