• Showing Respect…
  • I think I know how this ends…
  • When the girl you like takes too long to respond…
  • Things changed…
  • Some childhoods are better than others
  • It’ll be fun…
  • YOLOing can harm you…
  • Real Friends vs. True Friends
  • Lines
  • We’ll always be together
  • Why Tina Fey is the perfect woman
  • If your apartment is hit by a dolphin…