• A depiction of my life
  • Drink, drunk
  • The 3 words every woman wants to hear…
  • My goal in life…
  • Looks like he’s in treble…
  • Have you ever been so angry, you milked a cow at the police?
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • A realistic version of Alice in Wonderland
  • li>…and he never returned
  • How I eat spaghetti
  • Wanna have a good time?
  • Dad, I want a car