• Every goddamn night…
  • You’re probably all wondering…
  • Good parenting
  • Why your day has been so swell…
  • Learn the difference…
  • Let me call a buddy of mine…
  • The Law & Order drinking game
  • Just coincidence?
  • Purple-crowned fairy wrens
  • Now I can sleep safe
  • Let’s celebrate Columbus day…
  • We all know who didn’t kill Bin Laden