• Grumpy deer…
  • Mention good things about beards…
  • Is that bad?
  • Kissing under the mistletoe…
  • Count to 3 and toss it as far as you can…
  • My day
  • Every skier’s worst fear
  • So this person exists…
  • Not the year I was expecting
  • Meanwhile, in a testicle…
  • Sir, blow into this breathalyzer for me
  • Money can’t buy happiness