• Motivation of the day…
  • Excuse me, pardon me, move it dumbass!
  • Yes Mr. President…
  • Congratulations…. it’s a peanut!
  • I guess I’m not sleeping tonight…
  • Stop saying you’re bored…
  • Oscar unfairness
  • Politically correct
  • Even spiderman has to commute
  • Success is like being pregnant
  • If a man doesn’t speak…
  • They’ll never find out