• In one of the universes, I’m Batman…
  • A sign in my local dog park…
  • My weekend plans
  • The worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
  • Couches, how do they work?
  • How to look crazy in public…
  • Dirty blonde
  • If popular movies were about my life
  • Bunny’s heaven
  • My cat has an eating disorder
  • I’m not hungry.
  • After 60 years