• Checkmate, atheists…
  • Unfortunately, this is true…
  • Cigarettes are like hamsters…
  • I can’t drive…
  • Ladies always first…
  • Professor Utonium and Samurai Jack are the same person
  • Extreme deliciousness
  • Worst first world problem
  • Countries not using the metric system
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • Rapunzel is not pleased
  • This guy right here…