• When girls make it obvious…
  • Yesterday…
  • Only time will tell…
  • Always true…
  • Shut up and take my Fiorini!
  • I keep telling my best friend…
  • The Law & Order drinking game
  • How I’m always on time
  • You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life…
  • Working out
  • This is dog
  • Reality imitates art