• I’m just as Squidward…
  • You should calm down now…
  • All this bouncing happens in just a few microseconds…
  • It’s pretty messed up when you think about it
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Counting to ten…
  • How I felt when Congress said pizza is a vegetable
  • High five!
  • Sometimes Halloween sucks
  • Oh deer…
  • This is the America I love
  • Your superhero name is going to suck…