• “Did you just freaking see that, man?”
  • Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Dirty little sloth…
  • When a fly rubs its hands…
  • What was really going through the Queen’s head…
  • Oh bother…
  • It happens for a reason…
  • If anyone is interested…
  • Friendzone Level 99
  • The Cains
  • I don’t know?
  • It’s so hot, the dog is melting