• Because cats need snow forts too…
  • My poor innocent childhood…
  • Time to sharpen the axe…
  • Take my money right now…
  • Freddie Mercury riding on the back of Darth Vader
  • Snobby birds
  • The Paradox of Our Age
  • The Mask (Original Version)
  • Dear women…
  • Opening a pack of gum…
  • When I find typos in my graded papers
  • I used to think old buildings were made of dark bricks…