• Elderly people watching cartoons…
  • Support Small Business…
  • The Hunger Games…
  • If you can afford one…
  • For me? You’re too kind…
  • My calculations tell me that I fits…
  • There’s no way you’re going to…damn
  • Why girls talk too much and guys think too much
  • It’s okay, I’ll protect you
  • The package is ready
  • Slurp… he tastes funny!
  • I’m going home
Comments
  1. Kate

    3:19 am

    Why is this in the “funny” category. It’s goddamn depressing. I currently have $250 total between my two bank accounts because of this.

  2. fickpisse

    1:18 am

    You’re the hauptmann von k√∂penick!