• My dad just moved to Tokyo
  • Love iPhone?
  • Shopping with girlfriends…
  • How I feel trying to clean up my hard drive…
  • Wand fight in the bathroom
  • Best twin brother tattoos ever
  • Haters gonna hate: Obama edition
  • Hate away haters
  • Every time I see someone else on Facebook at 3 AM
  • Play dead
  • Probability of Death by Country
  • Don’t want a sarcastic answer?
Comments
  1. Kate

    3:19 am

    Why is this in the “funny” category. It’s goddamn depressing. I currently have $250 total between my two bank accounts because of this.

  2. fickpisse

    1:18 am

    You’re the hauptmann von köpenick!