• I was born in the wrong time
  • Marvelous Horse…
  • Cause I’m a crepe…
  • When I don’t feel like explaining…
  • I don’t believe they exist…
  • Mr. President…
  • Marilyn Monroe painted using only her lips
  • I’m not an expert…
  • All grown up
  • Your name will never be this awesome
  • It really works
  • Oh, yeah? Same to you, tree
Comments
  1. Kate

    3:19 am

    Why is this in the “funny” category. It’s goddamn depressing. I currently have $250 total between my two bank accounts because of this.

  2. fickpisse

    1:18 am

    You’re the hauptmann von köpenick!