• Valentine’s Day is coming…
  • Fascinating business cards…
  • I’m not conversating with you…
  • Cats before humans…
  • Separated at birth…
  • First Rule of ‘Thesaurus Club’
  • Millennium Falcon bass
  • I’ll do it for you…
  • My contribution
  • When my kids need to drink water…
  • Siamese turtle
  • Damn dude, I think they see me…
Comments
  1. Kate

    3:19 am

    Why is this in the “funny” category. It’s goddamn depressing. I currently have $250 total between my two bank accounts because of this.

  2. fickpisse

    1:18 am

    You’re the hauptmann von k√∂penick!