• Texts from mom and dad…
  • No, Lil Wayne…
  • Not today
  • Sociopath parrot
  • How do I flamingo?
  • Radiograph of a hand dipped in iodine
  • If you know what I mean…
  • Missed it by that much
  • They are all ninjas
  • Truer words have never been spoken
  • Dream pool
  • I hate when cashiers make remarks…