• Huskies are weird…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • Every time I play Tetris…
  • On Youtube at 4 o’clock in the morning…
  • Polis, stahp…
  • Every time I turn my printer on…
  • It’s raining…
  • I should have listened…
  • When you spell a word correctly…
  • A cop knocked on my door…
  • Your crush is in a relationship
  • This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME