• I will start to charge for death…
  • Physics joke
  • Tolkien rips off Harry Potter a lot
  • Pretty much the same thing…
  • Place thumb over Paul Simon. Embrace the epic moustache.
  • When I’m leaving work and a co-worker tries to talk to me…
  • A bowl of Boston Terriers
  • Me when there’s a new meme on the Internet…
  • Anyone remember the little kid from Stuart Little?
  • Before you criticize someone…
  • Sometimes kids can be awesome
  • It’s too late…