• Five minutes to close…
  • Manliest Pacifier…
  • Good thing no one can read my mind…
  • The first divorce directly related to the 9/11 attacks…
  • Just got a new car…
  • The longer you stare, the funnier it gets…
  • The reason I turn on the TV…
  • I need a restart
  • So? It’s not gonna rub itself…
  • Poor Harry
  • The volume on my TV
  • At what point…

1 November, 2011 in Funny | Comment

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