• Frosty answers the phone…
  • Swimmers know this feeling…
  • Pay Attention, Miss Swift…
  • Wanna know how I got these scars?
  • Yoda makes everything better
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • Where White Man Went Wrong
  • When I drink Jagermeister…
  • A patriot
  • Gimme five, cat!
  • Maybe I should use some protection?
  • This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME