• A brilliant way to make breakfast…
  • Fingers, fingers everywhere…
  • Books are overrated
  • Hillbilly Ten Commandments
  • Friends are like potatoes
  • Whenever I call customer service…
  • I saw dad with mom…
  • My life motto
  • Worst first world problem
  • Clever Siri
  • Watching Godzilla backwards
  • Rafiki’s words of wisdom