• Expect nothing good…
  • You had one job…
  • The perfect woman according to the Internet…
  • A single phone call…
  • Every bar should have these
  • Wrong decisions
  • I didn’t even really need shoes anyway…
  • Maybe I should use some protection?
  • Polar bear fun
  • She’s a keeper
  • Don’t look at me!
  • He Deserved it.