• That’s dark, kid…
  • What if the world ends…
  • Forty-five cents concert
  • That’s all I’m asking…
  • Roll of quarters
  • Awkward silences
  • Ghetto donkey
  • Everytime you tip…
  • When my boss asks me to “follow him into his office”
  • Conan O’Brien Snowman
  • Watching TV in the middle of the night
  • Grandpa really loved kayaking