• Turtle slap…
  • One thing I never understood about buses and planes…
  • Ideal Love
  • Stop it, mosquitoes…
  • Scumbag Colon
  • 30 degrees below zero pour boiling water…
  • Probably the greatest Pokemon Jack-o’-lantern
  • The essence of me
  • Peeing like a boss
  • Strange and unique hotels around the world
  • What being a third wheel feels like
  • So THAT’S why my hands bled…