• This is how I call them…
  • The resemblance is uncanny…
  • The Boyfriend Pillow…
  • I like you but to me you’re more like a bridge…
  • How to look like a maniac…
  • How I feel after waking up hungover…
  • Cheese Omelette
  • I󘶙ll take one shot
  • Pop pop pop…
  • You know the economy is bad when Santa has to work two jobs
  • Scumbag girlfriend
  • No more experiments