• We’re going to need another Timmy…
  • Celebrating Thanksgiving…
  • No time, get in!
  • I like you but to me you’re more like a bridge…
  • That’s not right…
  • Don’t be like that…
  • Lego friends
  • Scumbag girlfriend
  • Megan Fox and me at Disneyland
  • My toilet paper is trying to tell me something
  • There’s more than one way to sharpen a pencil
  • Are you my mommy?