• This clock is so damn cool…
  • Strike!
  • Call Schrodinger! I solved the paradox…
  • Ernstergerm!
  • Hey atheists…
  • The Conch has spoken…
  • Arachnid trolling
  • Brain transplant
  • Pure testosterone
  • How I feel after an afternoon nap
  • True of about 90% of wearers
  • Let me put this egg over here…