• What happens when I try to play sports…
  • I’m your father
  • Weapon and shield…
  • It was just an accident…
  • Prince…what prince?
  • I want in!
  • Holy lag
  • Tom Hanks + Hispanic weather woman = Win
  • Don’t worry, it’s not contagious
  • Every time I smell old milk…
  • Here, take this…
  • Easy way to freak people out on the highway