• Scientifically true…
  • Attitude problem
  • Luckily he’s safe…
  • Birthday dog is pleased
  • Sodium
  • Your best friend
  • That guy will never have a girlfriend!
  • Smiley face
  • If you say so…
  • I think I’m pooping…
  • Very first thing I do if I get lost driving
  • Want a sandwich?
  1. wafflemixture9000

    4:24 pm

    I lol every time. Obama, you sir, are my hero.

  2. omega

    12:57 am

    We don’t know for sure that he’s dead you know. they say they *dropped him into the ocean* yeah RIGHT.