• We can’t see him…
  • Few things are infinite…
  • Caught in a land sprite…
  • Dallas Earthquake 2012…
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • And then I realized…
  • Me when someone says “There are other fish in the sea”….
  • We are out of crackers…
  • Scumbag matches
  • Middle class
  • The difference 5 years can make
  • Wait, it’s not what you think…