• Give this person a medal…
  • I just read your status…
  • The Price Is Right…
  • What happened to you?
  • They get distracted…
  • Books and its fans
  • Every. Single. Morning.
  • How life is
  • That’s a little too fast for him
  • Go on…
  • Worst. Charity. Ever.
  • Purchased without proper consent of a loving wife