• You’re not weird, you’re one of a kind…
  • I should stay inside…
  • Ridiculously awesome hair
  • When two geeks fall in love…
  • Never trust the cat…
  • Dentists’ recommendations
  • The United Steaks of America
  • Scumbag matches
  • I fits, I sits!
  • Baby Koalas
  • I’m thinking of buying a monkey…
  • I can hear it…