• What I’m looking for…
  • This is a Quokka, the happiest thing on the planet…
  • Offended Puppy
  • Two kinds of people…
  • If you don’t know who your father is…
  • Scumbag Cheese
  • The Rotating Hallway from Inception, corrected for gravity
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Please enter your date of birth…
  • Australian accent
  • What’s Jagermeister?
  • He must be a very good eBay seller