• It was absolutely worth it
  • Every time when I apply for a job…
  • Scumbag eyelashes
  • If you drink and drive…
  • You’ve done one of these…
  • So much power…
  • Seriously?
  • You know it is hot when…
  • Life is way too short…
  • Whenever a girl asks to talk to me about her bad boyfriend…
  • The perfect pun
  • Sir Michael Caine