• How do I turn it off?
  • Silence is golden…
  • My bad…
  • When I hurt my pets…
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Omelette
  • Take out your calculators…
  • Before the impact
  • Valentine’s Day Card Win
  • The awkward moment when you find out Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool
  • It wasn’t me
  • Go away plane
  • Yo dawg, I heard you uh… nevermind…