• Day 34, the others have finally accepted me…
  • Hair gel level: Asian…
  • The Big Bang Theory Names…
  • Apple Stahp…
  • I was called lazy…
  • Just a dog carrying around a 2-year old’s oxygen tank
  • Everything men know about women
  • Hey Dave…
  • Every time I go to the dentist…
  • From average to beautiful
  • Stretching out
  • Best. Script. Ever.