• Not this time, Frank…
  • Now this is good marketing…
  • How Newton discovered gravity…
  • School…
  • When people talk to me in the morning…
  • Mr. Downey Jr. doesn’t need your advice
  • You look like…
  • Teenage girls nowadays
  • Newspaper correction
  • Success is like being pregnant
  • Nice try, math
  • Screw floodwater!