• What are you holding?
  • Surfing the web when I have a major assignment due the next morning
  • My disturbed sense of humor…
  • I don’t like the water
  • To hell with the police…
  • It’s so fluffy…
  • Absolutely worth it
  • What I noticed when texting girls
  • Naptop
  • Every time I visit a restaurant…
  • Don’t adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality
  • Brilliant toothpaste tube design